Dec 1, 2008

Mr. Penis has a Memory

This young thing that lives in my building really had the hots for me. One day she hears me coming home from the gym, she steps out into the hallway (I live in a high rise apartment building) with just a towel on, and drops it right there in front of me, she was really fine, young, firm, a real beauty. It didn't take Mr. Penis a second glance to get hard and erect. The problem was she was only 17. So I said, lovely, very lovely but no, come back when you're 18. She graduated a few months later, and turned 18 in late June, so she came back and Mr. Penis was so happy, he sure remembered her.

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