It's damn cold here in New York, the weather is miserable.
Even Mr. Penis doesn't want to come out and play.
JFK is a zoo this time of year.
I worked a double shift, 16-hours, and I am just waking up.
I had a pee hard-on but Mr. Penis refused to let me pee before I satisfied him.
So I had to masturbate this morning.
I was just about to take a shower when this really fine black girl that I occasionally see called me up. She wants me to come over and stuff her stocking.
I am tired but since she offered to make up some hot coco, with hot soup, and a grilled cheese sandwich, I am carrying my tired butt over to her place.
After food, Mr. Penis will assume full responsibility for the best of the afternoon.
Have a great weekend and a Happy Holiday.
And, guys get laid whenever possible.