He Just Wont Leave Me Alone:

I had to go for my routine dental exam and teeth cleaning yesterday, and the dentist has this receptionist with huge boobs. Soon as Mr. Penis saw her, he stood up like a giant tree limb hanging from my trunk. I couldn't get him to go down. So when she called me to go in it got worse, the dental hygienist was young and sexy as well. Everyone saw the huge bulge in my pants. The girls just smiled but I was so embarrassed.