A new girl moved into my apartment building this weekend.
She was bending over picking up some things as I was getting off work. She asked me to help. Of course I never can say no to a pretty lady in need. I was coming off a 12 hour shift so I was pretty tired but Mr. Penis was ready to go. Unfortunately I wasn't. So I helped her out for about an hour, excused myself, took a shower, and headed for the sack. Mr. Penis was very angry, he kept waking me the hell up.