Working as a doorman / bouncer at the club last Wednesday night, this young sweet thing moseyed in with two of her friends. She stayed until closing but her friends had all ready left. She walked up and said to me, 'I love Italian Hunks.' Mr. Penis woke up and the rest was a night of endless sex. Even Mr. Penis was tired in the morning but still had one more bang around to go.
Unfortunately I had to go to work, and it was a rough day for me.
A very rough day.