He gets so damn pissed off at me over my sexual encounter rules, which simply are:
1. I never allow Mr. Penis go to a strange place without putting on a sock.
2. Experience from my youth has taught me, I never bang friends of the family, specifically someone my mother may know.
3. I don't do wise guy sisters, mothers, or girlfriends.
4. I just can't give him the attention he deserves. After all I have a job, so just because he pops up without warning I don't run to the nearest mens room and masturbate to give him the pleasure.
Ladies Want Some Salami?
I am hear for ladies
Lovely Ladies.....
Mr. Penis is Cuming for YOU!
The Italian Salami aka Mr Penis. Sorry it's not kosher....
but that's why they invented condoms.
He's Big, He's Ready, and He's Powerful
He wont leave me alone. He requires constant attention.
About Me
- He Wont Leave Me Alone
- Yes I am Italian, yes it's big, yes it's ready and so am I. No I am NOT involved with anyone on a regular basis. My name is Tony D.
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