He pops up everywhere.
No matter how much attention I give him, he demands more.
The ladies worship him.
One girl asked if she could marry Mr. Penis but put the rest of me in a box, WTF, are you kidding me or what?
Oh My:
boda bing boda boom boda bing
Ladies Want Some Salami?
I am hear for ladies
Lovely Ladies.....
Mr. Penis is Cuming for YOU!
The Italian Salami aka Mr Penis. Sorry it's not kosher....
but that's why they invented condoms.
He's Big, He's Ready, and He's Powerful
He wont leave me alone. He requires constant attention.
About Me
- He Wont Leave Me Alone
- Yes I am Italian, yes it's big, yes it's ready and so am I. No I am NOT involved with anyone on a regular basis. My name is Tony D.
1 comment:
this is damn funny, great blog
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