Jan 5, 2009

He Just Wouldn't Leave Me Alone

So I have today off.
Thought I'd sleep in.
Mr. Penis demanded attention, he won't leave me alone.
I masturbated before I went to sleep last night but it didn't help.
He woke me up several times during the night, so about 4:00 am I got up and masturbated again.
Didn't help. I just had to get up again early this morning. So here I am at my apartment in New York having a cup of instant coffee and Mr. Penis is hard again, so I am headed off to the toilet to relieve his anxiety attack, and may be just maybe I can go back to sleep.

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