Apr 27, 2009

Tourist I Met at the Club:

Friday night I met two girls from down-under (Australia).
They stopped by at the club and I was working the door.
I let them in free, the doorman, that's me, has discretion on ladies only, and these two were foxes.
They stayed until the club closed and were pretty soused.
So I escorted them back to their hotel where they invited me up to their room.
Mr. Penis was very excited, a three-sum was in the works.
One girl was pretty gone but managed to hang on for round one. After some foreplay and oral sex, I pulled them to the edge of the bed and put one on top of the other in a spread eagle fashion as I stood upright and inserted Mr. Penis in each of their vaginas rotating it back and forth with each stroke and thrust.
Wow what a night.
Once the first girl dosed off the second little honey and I took a shower were she wanted anal sex and of course I obliged.
After that I went back to my place where Mr. Penis fell asleep.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

This blog is hilarious. A great parody of the type of guy we've all had to deal with before. Good job.