Apr 27, 2009

Tourist I Met at the Club:

Friday night I met two girls from down-under (Australia).
They stopped by at the club and I was working the door.
I let them in free, the doorman, that's me, has discretion on ladies only, and these two were foxes.
They stayed until the club closed and were pretty soused.
So I escorted them back to their hotel where they invited me up to their room.
Mr. Penis was very excited, a three-sum was in the works.
One girl was pretty gone but managed to hang on for round one. After some foreplay and oral sex, I pulled them to the edge of the bed and put one on top of the other in a spread eagle fashion as I stood upright and inserted Mr. Penis in each of their vaginas rotating it back and forth with each stroke and thrust.
Wow what a night.
Once the first girl dosed off the second little honey and I took a shower were she wanted anal sex and of course I obliged.
After that I went back to my place where Mr. Penis fell asleep.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

This blog is hilarious. A great parody of the type of guy we've all had to deal with before. Good job.

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

I'd looove to meet you
in Seventh-Heaven...
yet, you must get prepared:

Find-out what RCIA means... and join;
classes are free, starting September.
Aint no joke, earthling:
our indelible soul is on the line.
What's 77ish years compared to
the length N breadth of eternity?
What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
compared to the saving of our soul?

Doesnt make any difference
if you're an atheist;
doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
wortha difference when you croak.
You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
...yet, if you've been a non-believer
your entire, finite existence,
Jesus maaay not hear you.
Billions of everlasting souls
are now in Hellfire without
the basic nessecities for eternity.
Are you actually willing
to take THAT risk of being condemned?

Again, Jesus laughs when you
should've learned the
meaning of wisdom N discernment,
mortal sinner... as am I.
Im not better than you...
yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
Sorry for the New Yoirk accent.
Again, find-out what RCIA means.

Make Your Choice -SAW

kold_kadavr_ flatliner said...

I'd looove to meet you
in Seventh-Heaven...
yet, you must get prepared:

Find-out what RCIA means... and join;
classes are free, starting September.
Aint no joke, earthling:
our indelible soul is on the line.
What's 77ish years compared to
the length N breadth of eternity?
What's the Tyranny of Progressivism
compared to the saving of our soul?

Doesnt make any difference
if you're an atheist;
doesn't make a whole-hilla-beans
wortha difference when you croak.
You'll be crying-out for JEEE-SIS!!!
...yet, if you've been a non-believer
your entire, finite existence,
Jesus maaay not hear you.
Billions of everlasting souls
are now in Hellfire without
the basic nessecities for eternity.
Are you actually willing
to take THAT risk of being condemned?

Again, Jesus laughs when you
should've learned the
meaning of wisdom N discernment,
mortal sinner... as am I.
Im not better than you...
yet, I gotta lotta d'knowlijj
which'll save-your-soul, kapiche??
Sorry for the New Yoirk accent.
Again, find-out what RCIA means.

Make Your Choice -SAW