Mr. Penis at the Airport Bar:

So I got off work the other day and stopped at the local Airport Bar Lounge. I like it there, a lot of international flight attendants will hang out there on their overnight before going over to the hotel.
Anyway, there was this Chinese gal from Singapore Airlines. What a doll, a real fox.
Met up with her.
She was a hottie I tell you.
At the lounge Mr. Penis took one look at her and got a fast rise.
I struck up a conversation with her, but she was really reluctant at first, so I turned on my charm and sex appeal.
It worked, I got her into the sack.
Wow Mr. Penis made short work of this very tight young Asian pussy.
She got all her holes drilled. Her butt was a virgin and she cried out for mercy but Mr. Penis said no and she finally took it like a good girl.
I later found her crying in the bathroom and ask her what was wrong?
She said she had a boyfriend back in Singapore and was ashamed at what she did.
I said, hey, if you were really sure about this guy, you would have never went to bed with me. Maybe this is just a sign for you two to move on. She smiled and said maybe you are right.
I gave her my phone number and also told her where I worked part time as a bouncer at the nightclub.
As I was walking out, she said, 'I never met a man who was so big and who could make love for so long.'
It made me feel good. Mr. Penis was pretty damn happy too.

Mr. Penis is in Full Recovery:

I finally got over my bladder infection.
Wow Mr. Penis is so happy.
He is almost constantly hard.
I started masturbating lightly Friday night and everything was ok.
Saturday I went over to an old flames apartment and banged her into till pure hunger and exhaustion set in.
I worked the nightclub Saturday night. There I picked up a trollop blonde little floozy with a sever case of silicone boobs, and a tight ass that said take me now I am yours.
I wet home with her and rock her cradle of love until Mr. Penis through in the towel.
Later, I got to get some sleep.
I am working the night shift at the airport today.

Mr. Penis Has a Cold

Yes, he got a bladder infection and now he's under the weather.
It's the first time he has ever left me alone.
So what does he do, he gets angry, and makes it hurt when I pee.
Damn that penis guy!